Ok so there is this place you can go and pay $100 to have someone massage your boobs. No kidding. Why? They say your boobs need a "lift" and they use a firming lotion when they massage them.

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/would-you-pay-100-for-a-breast-massage-...

Ok I am not paying anyone to massage my boobs. I get get that done for free. If I need a lift I will get a more permament one from my local plastic surgeon. Yes it will be more than $100 but it will last alot longer. I can't believe women would pay for that.

Another thing, how can women get a boob massage and not get turned on??? How can they just lie there and not feel the aching desire to come on to the person giving the massage? Even if it is a woman giving the massage. Damn,, think about it... I get wet thinking about it. Come on, your only human. You can't tell me your not getting wet or hard.

That is another thing I hate about women. They lie. They lie about sex. I don't care how much you believe them or how honest they look. They enjoy sex as much as men do. They need it as much as men do. And when women get together what do you think they talk about???? Sex.
I recently went to happy hour with the girls from the office. I felt bad (haha) for the waiter that had our table. He was a cute thing. He was maybe 28. We??? lol I think we were 28 up to 50. There were only 6 of us but we kept him very busy and flirted with him. We made the poor kid blush. He had a great time, and made great tips from us. When we got up to leave he made sure to tell us he had fun and to come back anytime. I think he learned alot from us that night.

Also a pet peeve of mine is the young girls who use sex as a game. Stop it. It is not a reward only to be given out when your boyfriend/husband does good. Also stop making it work, this is an enjoyable activity. There is nothing more satisfing than the look on a happy mans face. He is totally relaxed and in his own zone. Let him have that happy place for a change. Don't take that away from him.

So to the young girls who like to play the game of " oh I don't like sex" yes you do. You do and you know you do. Deal with it, Grow up and get on with your life. Deep inside we are all sluts and whores. Live with it. Get it out in the open. But for gods sake, Use a comdom.