anger issues

So I seem to be having these anger issues today. Go figure. I am married to a man that
1) seems to think he can tell me what to do
2) thinks he can tell me how to raise my grown children
3) thinks he knows everything
4) doesn't realize how close I am to leaving him
5) doesn't care that my kids hate him
6) doesn't care what I seem to think
the list goes on. And it does not seem to matter that his kids never call not even at Christmas.

Last night he about ended up on the street. He was pretty damn close.

Today, I am still having anger issues, this time with my daughter.
1) she is 28 and clueless
2) she has 2 kids and does not use birth control
3) she is still having sex
4) she lost custody of one of the kids and needs to pay child support
5) she just was offered and job and lost it before her first day??? Yes
6) the list goes on.

Tonight I will have anger issues. Why??? Because I want a beer and have no money
1) I love beer
2) I need beer
3) Beer is my life
4) Beer is my best friend
5) Beer has been there in the best of time and in the worst.
6) Beer has always been there for me.
7) No Beer can not make it better but at least I am happier with Beer
8) Beer always agrees with me.
9) I could never be angry at Beer.
10) Beer never talks back
11) Beer can make me laugh at the dumbest stuff.
12) Beer never ever leaves me empty


With that said, I will find a way to have beer tonight. I will tune out my husband. I will tune out my blood sucking kids. I will put ear plugs in grab my book, drink several cold ones, and enjoy my life ignoring the asshats that bug the shit out of me. I will not worry about all the shit that is going on in my life.

I will let my anger go. I will breath in the smell of wonderful brew. I will savor the taste of each and every drop as it passes over my lips. I will cherish every moment that it starts effecting the muscles in my head and neck, causing them to relax. I will eventually put my feet up and if my blood sucking family comes out to say anything I will just waive with my middle finger and tell them I am too busy to listent to them and leave me a note. I will read it tomorrow.

If the don't like it they know where the fuck the damn door is.

Just remember world: Beer a womens best friend